Friday, September 24, 2004

 
English football’s latest golden boy – you know, the tubby scouser – seems to have past a crossroads in his life. Unfortunately (or not, depending on your point of view) he appears to have selected Best Avenue rather than Lineker Street. Hot on the heels of his daliances with Merseyside’s more mature, ahem, entertainment providers, comes the story from the BBC that he has shown contempt to the local rozzers by failing to comply with a “producer” and turn up at the local nick with his licence and insurance documents, having been stopped whilst cruising Shellsuit City in his Beemer. To compound his misdemeanour, he then failed to turn up in court and was found guilty in his absence. He’s due back on October 4th for sentencing, and it’s a fairly safe bet that the beaks will take a dim view of his earlier no-show.

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